corpserabbit:

a set member on blumhouse’s ‘five nights at freddy’s’ movie posted this on facebook

dorothygale:

desertmp3:

i am chronically online but not in a way that others recognise unless they are also an active tumblr user in the year 2023 🫡

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aurpiment:

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aurpiment:

Yoooo Guess who had a baby

Santa Cruz otter 841 who was attacking surfers earlier this year

The articles about it have all had some trite little quip about how they hope she’ll be too busy to attack surfers which WOW why do you want women to quit their careers when they become parents? 🤔 seems misotternistic

Anonymous asked

what the fuck do you mean your keyboard doesnt have letters

lastoneout:

ublock-origin:

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naggingatlas:

captain-price-unofficially:

ashestoashesjc:

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We have no letters Kathleen!

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  1. some 8ish years now i reckon
  2. i have naturally acidic sweat. it’s a family thing
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we have already. They don’t know exactly what is up with it, other than the sweat being slightly more acidic than normal and the acidic mantle being thicker and Way more acidic than normal, but it doesn’t seem to have anything to do with acidosis. As far as we have tested, our family has had this since at least my great grandpa, and the guy lived to be 93 years old.

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What the fuck.

op is a xenomorph descendant from that one time ripley fucked the queen

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Because in its younger days it used to have RGB lights:

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Some of them still work, when they want:

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Though I’ve long forgotten how to change the color settings

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NEVERMIND I JUST REMEMBERED HOW

Imagine trying to claim op is wasteful for using a plastic keyboard after they show off something that looks like it belongs at Old Friends Senior Keyboard Sanctuary.